| tastebuddies: Cincinnati Chili Edition! |
[Feb. 8th, 2009|02:49 am] |
I never doubted that Skyline Chili would be the victor. I'm just going to blow it right there. Don't even read this crap. You knew that too. Seriously, Gold Star? How would that be the other big name in the running? Gold Star sucks so completely hard. It is the absolute loser in the chili candidacy for chili supremacy!
There are numerous other chili spots around town, but six is the magic number, so six it is! If there was one other spot that I would've put in here, it would've been Pearl's. Pearl's will always be close to my heart. Tom S. says that Pearl's is some of his favorite chili bowl action, and I think that Marcus has said that in the past as well. I generally trust things that Tom S. says because he has a good head on his shoulders.
5. 13/35 Gold Star - Bad flavors. What is that, cumin? Looks like fresh diarrhea. Yuck! What is that taste? A little spicy, but yuck! Weird spice. Good, classic flavor. Saucy, delish. Tastes like dirt, not good! Weird all around! Tastes like, pepper? ICK. Also tasted whatever spice that is. Eric smells like a Hot Topic. Cheese did not improve it, but average.
4. 18/35 Mike's - Wow, great 'body' or whatever that's called. Perfect, holy crap! Cheese made it a six!!! Sorta funky, just overall taste sucked. If I could give it a zero I would. Super meaty, delicious and thick. Pasty, something yuck is in here, but I don't know what...gross. Looks like poo, tastes like poo too. Strange flavor, weird meat texture. Not as strange as the spice flavor in (GC and BA), but I didn't hate it. Looks like fresh diarrhea, meaty, not my favorite taste. A little off.
4. 18/35 Blue Ash - Looks like fresh diarrhea. Bad aftertaste for a second, but good going down. Meaty! Weird taste, same smell is in taste. Too much nutmeg? Yuck! Not good, bit chunky. Meaty, good flavor, a little watery, still good! Seemed a little bitter, a little spicy, meaty. Enough spice, sorta weird aftertaste. Enough meat, overall decent. I think this is one of 'the sweet ones.' I like the texture, but a little greasy. Cheese did not improve it, but acceptable. Eric is a fag.
3. 21/35 Empress - Eric sucks. A little too meaty for me, but taste was fine. Cheese made it better. Aftertaste went from vomit to great! Smelled weird. Good, but a little bad aftertaste. Best so far...Runny, strong meaty flavor. Off flavor, trying to be like Skyline, but it's not. Chewy meat, OK. Seems a little meatier than the others, not super weird flavor. Looks like fresh diarrhea. There is a flavor in here that I do not like at all!
2. 22/35 Camp Washington - Looks like fresh diarrhea. Spiiiiiiiiiccccyy. Tastes the most 'homecooked' of the bunch. Spicy. Definitely the most spicy. Closest the the kind of chili that I like. Nice spice, chunky meat. Beef stew flavor, chunks of meat...also an imposter. More like Texas chili, spicy, good flavor, large pieces of meat. Too spicy, not enough flavor though. I wanna not eat this. Ewww, still not the worst though. Not my bag. Spicy but fine, the chili was too meaty. Not the best aftertaste.
1. 31/35 Skyline - Great. Cheese made it even better. It seemed to have a little kick. Tasty! Enough spice, not enough meat. Not enough substance. Better than OK. Good meat flavor, not bitter. Sweeter flavor. Smooth texture, little spicy aftertaste, yum! Watery, but good! Finally, yum! Pretty spicy. Liquidy! Looks like fresh diarrhea. Tastes perfect! SKYLINE!
I learned today that I've been spelling diarrhea incorrectly for what probably has been years! I can't even believe that!
Also important, however, is how delicious Skyline is, or maybe just how our palates have become accustomed to it over time. We are a Skyline family, and maybe it's just that those other prominent spices in the other batches aren't what we are used to.
I'd seriously like any self-proclaimed Gold Star enthusiasts do the taste test with other samples. Having just Gold Star and Skyline is so obvious, you've got to get other tastes in there to make it a bit more fair. LET ME KNOW IN THIS HOUSE. |
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